Total Medals Earned: 3,611 (From 502 different games.) Total Medal Score: 56,765 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Beat up some dumb frog lmao
Medals Earned: 13/13 (435/435 points)
you tried to start a race riot
you tried to get AIDS
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you talked to bb10
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
aye caramba amigo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/100 points)
Start playing.
Submit a score to the leaderboards.
Beat the Dark Galaxy map.
Beat the Green Planet map.
Beat the Lava Way map.
Beat the Sand Hills map.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Score 0 points
Won the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete the 3d level in hard mode
Complete 15 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Medals Earned: 16/50 (125/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!